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[The scene opens with Hedwig flying to Hogwarts, dropping a letter on one of the chairs in the Gryffindor Common Room. Harry, Ron and Hermione enter the room in mid-conversation.]

Hermione: But that doesn't make any sense. Hags aren't vegetarian...

Ron: Hermione, it's a joke!

Harry: What's this owl doing here? Why isn't it in the owlery?

Hermione: Must have flown in through the wrong There's a letter.

[Harry picks up the letter and opens it. They all sit at a table.]

Harry: I can't make it out. It's all smudged. I think it's from the Minister.

Ron: What's he ever done for us? [Takes his wand from his pocket] I'll get rid of it. I've been practising my conflaguration spell.

Hermione: Wait a minute. [Hermione takes the letter away from Ron] It doesn't say Minister for Magic. It says Prime Minister.

Harry: What, the muggle one? What's he want?

Hermione: [Reading the letter] To whomever it may concern, as long as they can use magic...

Ron: Sounds a bit desparate...

Harry: He's not being very choosy, is he?

Hermione: [Continues reading] A terrible crime has befallen the country. Her Majesty the Queen's handbag has been stolen.

Ron: Lord Voldemort's getting really inventive.

Harry: I dunno, I can't really see Voldemort with a handbag myself.

Hermione: There's more. [Continues reading] This handbag contains the reading glasses her Majesty is due to use to read her speech at her 80th birthday celebrations.

Harry: That's today isn't it? Peeves was using it as an excuse to drop red, white and blue eggs over everybody at breakfast. [Takes the letter off Hermione and continues reading] We urgently need you help. We don't know who could've taken the bag or how to get it back. We've tried everything. [Finishes reading] I know they use veritaserum to make thieves at the Ministry confess.

Hermione: But we don't know who the thief is.

Harry: Oh yeah, good point.

Hermione: There must be another way. It can't be that difficult.

[Harry gets up and points his wand at the table]

Harry: Accio lost handbag!

[The spell produces nothing. Harry indicates for Ron to come and help.]

Harry & Ron: Accio lost handbag!

[A heap of handbags appear on the table]

Harry: It's bound to be one of these.

[They start going through the bags. Hermione finds a stuffed bird and Harry finds a sandwhich. Neville enters the room.]

Neville: What are you doing with my Gran's handbag?

Ron: Hey, Neville, your Gran isn't the Queen, is she?

Neville: What??

Hermione: Ron, none of these handbags are the Queen's. We're too far away from Buckingham Palace to work the Accio charm.

[Ron meanwhile is still searching through a bag]

Neville: I wouldn't put your hand in there, Ron.

[Ron gasps and lifts his fingers out. They're caught in a mouse trap.]

Harry: Who keeps a mouse trap in a handbag?!

Neville: My Gran, ever since she put her hand in her bag in 1947 and found a fanged gerbil in there. My Grandad thought she'd find it funny.

[Ron grimaces in pain, trying to get it off]

Hermione: I've got an idea.

Ron: [Thinking she's on about his hand] Brilliant, could you hurry?

[Hermione goes to another table and sits down, writing a note]

Ron: I'm losing the circulation in my finger.

Hermione: We'll send a message to the Palace. It'll just mean a temporary transferance of magical power. We can easily do that.

[Harry gives the note to Hedwig]

Harry: Off you go! Buckingham Palace! You can't miss it. Big white place with a flag on top.